Ultraspank is:
Ultraspank-- Don't you just love the name? I do. It reminds me of dear old dad.
Ultraspank-- we're only three people, working for free, so cut us some slack!!
! We can't afford to feed our crack babies here!
You may or may not have noticed, but we at Ultraspank don't believe in editing.
I'm not sure why.
I think Ska Kat had a bad acid trip once involving this editor who removed writers
hands with a raging chain saw.
If you care, I'm the writer known far and wide (and especially in Mclellen
Park) as Sweet Tranvestite.
To all you homophobes out there, you can but down
the bats. Im not really gay. It was a joke, you retard!
Actually,
I'm not a tranvestite, even though I have been seen wearing high heels.
Only when I'm undercover though.
Of coarse he is not the only writer.
There is also Ska kat (cheif editor as well),
there is also me, Trouser mouse.
A sick, sad, little man. Twisted by life, into an oddity unlike any other. (Sitting alone in a park,
feeding chocolate covered expresso beans to squirrels, addicting them to a life of slavery under his own dark rule.)
Ska Kat and I have deeply, throughly, and completely out cast Sweet for his earlier statements
, which he made without our consent. We may deside to forgive him soon, but until then, his
life hangs in the balance.
Well, we are just tring to get this off the ground, so we hope to see you again
in the future.
